You've Got Mail

I still have an AOL mail account that I check maybe once a month.  I do it more for the humor in the spam mail I get than for any real communication.  Occasionally, an email will come in that isn't spam but it is more and more rare.  I keep AOL just in case someone might pop up that is actually important however the spam is more relevant any more.

Today I cleaned out 422 emails.  The last time I checked this account was 7 December and apparently 421 people, businesses and flotsam needed to be in touch.

I had emails concerning smoking from Cigars.com and Electronic Cigarettes.

And then there were ones concerned about my health--see above for a reason.  I had emails from Healthy Insight,  Lapband Surgery, Bladder Control, Diabetes, and Cancer Concerns.  Of course, there were several ones about the size of a penis.   Do men open these?

Then some were contacting me regarding finances:  For Your Credit Scores, UK Approval Department Credit Scores, Orchard Bank.

Others were wanting to beautify me:  Flat Belly Tips (this was tempting), Hair Club (I should donate), Genie Bra Promo and Lose 20 Pounds in 20 Days.

Then, once I am beautified:  Living Social, e-Harmony, Online Dating all are in contact.

I could also consider going back to school:  Florida Technical University, School Grants, Pell Grants have written.

Once I have more education, Your Hired and Become a Social Worker have contacted me.

And to get me to this new job:  December Clearance Mercedes Benz,
December Auto Deals and Buy a New Car Now, 2010 Auto Clearance, 2011 Auto Clearance and Overstocked Autos have email deals.

And, for some reason Nicole Wetherholtz, Ellen Davis, Kevin Garrett, Julie Gibson and Barbara all have reached out.  And been deleted.

Then I checked the spam folder, where there was  an email from a friend.  Go figure.